Cat Vs Mouse

 Manna the cat versus a mouse. She seems to win, but does the mouse have the last laugh?

"Power of the Force 2" Action Figures

In this video, Red Coat and Black Coat take a look at Kenner's mid 90s Star Wars: Power of the Force Action figures, comparing them to the vintage 1970s figures. They also get sidetracked talking about bounty hunters and which characters can be seen hiding in the background of Jabba's palace.

You know, once she's taken out of the package, the Princess Leia figure isn't that bad. When you're not looking at her face head on, she isn't quite so "monkey face".

I'm a little surprised the Kenner line didn't phase out Walrus Man. With 92 figures available, who was going to miss one? But he remained available right till the end of the line, on a Return of the Jedi card.

Star Wars Figures Drink Too Much Coffee

This is how I feel after drinking too much coffee. I must be allergic to the caffeine. I get anxious and paranoid. One time, I was pinned to the floor in terror, having lost confidence in the planet's ability to stay in orbit. I expected to experience a sickening whooshing sensation as Earth plummeted through space like a falling bowling ball.

The music is the theme from CHiPS.

Indiana Jones is an Asshole

When I was a child, Indiana Jones was a hero second only to Han Solo. Looking back at Raiders of the Lost Ark, there are a few things too troubling to overlook.

The Day of Kennedy's Funeral

The whole city appears to shut down for a National Day of Mourning... Well, nearly everything shuts down.

Star Wars Figures Kissing Star Wars Figures

As a child, I always felt awkward when I wound up having two of the same action figure. Did this cause confusion amongst them, when the light went out did they argue? Each vying for the title of the "real" Darth Vader or Han Solo? Were they filled with existential doubt?

As I got older, I became convinced that my doubles were more likely to be seized by a powerful lust for one another. What name would be given to copulating with your double? Is it incestuous or simply masturbatory?

I now feel bad for the single figures, who have never known the sweet taste of their own lips.

Psycho Review

Red Coat and Black Coat take a look at Alfred Hitchcock's PSYCHO, examining its origins, advertising, and comparisions to the 1998 re-make.

Added fun: There is a small yet glaring error in this video, sure to be spotted by eagle-eyed viewers.